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Funny Halloween Pumpkin Crossbody Bag "Boo! You bitch." Text Canvas Purse Sarcastic Spooky Gift Novelty Humor

Funny Halloween Pumpkin Crossbody Bag "Boo! You bitch." Text Canvas Purse Sarcastic Spooky Gift Novelty Humor

Regular price $45.00 USD
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Get ready for laughs and gasps with this hilariously unique canvas crossbody bag, featuring a grinning Halloween pumpkin graphic with the bold text: "Boo! You bitch." Perfect for those with a wicked sense of humor, a love for sarcastic remarks, or anyone looking to make a memorable, spooky statement this season!    

Our products are made-to-order — they aren’t brought to life until you place your order. This keeps things sustainable by using materials only when needed — no extra stock, no wasted creations, just your hauntingly perfect piece made for you.

THE ULTIMATE FUNNY HALLOWEEN MESSENGER BAG

• Durable Polyester Canvas Construction: Built to last with a unique and humorous Halloween design    
• Captivating All-Over Printing: Showcases an exclusive funny pumpkin graphic with "Boo! You bitch." text for a truly unique and witty look    
• Adjustable Shoulder Strap: For comfortable crossbody, shoulder, or hip carry, adapting to your preference    
• Multiple Pockets: Convenient inside and outside compartments for organized storage of your phone, wallet, and essentials    
• Water Resistant & Durable Fabric: Designed to withstand daily wear and unexpected elements

◄ PRODUCT SIZING ►
📏 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm)    

◄ PRODUCTION AND SHIPPING ►
✂️ Production Time: 5-7 days (made-to-order)    
📦 Standard Shipping: Delivered approx. 6-12 days from purchase.    

◄ HOW TO ORDER ►
1. Input quantity (Default is 1)    
2. Click the "Add to cart" button    
3. Checkout using the "Proceed to checkout" button    

Make a statement that's both spooky and sassy! 

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